Male Body Hair, Love it or Lose it?

Summer sun strips clothing from men's bodies but sadly, it doesn't take their body hair! Our good ole' boys are packing an awful lot of information under, in and around there and everywhere. Therefore, it's time to take a little lookie loo at what's going on in their hair department, before one of them wirey suckers falls into someone's mouth...I'd be gaggin'!!

Interesting note: As men age panic begins to set in as hair vanishes from their head and mysteriously begins to grow out of their ears and nose. While women, well, we just can't wait to get rid of our hair so we've been known to rip it out on purpose! 

If this is you or resembles you in any way and you are and always have been single you need to ask yourself a question: Love it or lose it? Answer: Lose it!

(...unless you're still weaning yourself off of your sweatpants it's all gotta go sometime but you're not my old man anyways and some ladies love furry creatures ;)

Hint: Although the troll doll tattoo is a rather unique and creative approach in dealing with what nature gave you, do you think he regrets getting that tattoo and wishes he'd chosen a razor? It also makes me wonder if any of the above have the toenail hygiene thing down pat, yet?