The infamous Boudreaux's Butt Paste...where are you?

This post brought to you by Boudreaux's Butt Paste. All opinions are 100% mine.

Diaper rash is something that us 'soon to be wrinkled folk' will need later in life (when we regress into diapers) but for right now, it's all about the babies!

Well, at least for me to make my point in this article :) and my point is that Boudreaux's Butt Paste is a product I'd love to get my hands on to pass on to friends with little ones in the nest..yet, I've only just heard about it and have never ever seen this product in the stores. Perhaps, with all the attention it gets from Oprah, the Today Show, the Tonight Show and even ESPN it's always sold out? I don't know but it's seriously like the Where's Waldo of butt rash creams!!

Thankfully, I can just visit their website and get my own free sample (and pssst. you can too) but in the meantime...I'm stumped as to where I can buy it, any thoughts?!

Just so you know, Boudreaux's Butt Paste is recommended by respected pediatricians for more than just diaper rash, it also soothes irritated skin (and wipes on, off and up easily which is great for excessive, messy people!).

Why is it special? Like, what does it do? Well, B's Butt paste contains zinc oxide which forms a gentle barrier between babies super soft skin and harmful agents such as urine which is what causes diaper rash. I've used similar barrier creams on my own skin to protect myself from harmful detergents and cleaning agents and although it wasn't this product, the function was the same...protection!

So, if you can find it grab a tube, jar or container today and slather up and protect that skin albeit yours or babies...I'm no doctor but how can we go wrong when Oprah says it's okay?! :)

p.s. ...and no, there is no age limit on this product . Meaning, if are wrinkled and in need of protective undergarments then by all means get some for yourself! I know when my day comes, I'll be reaching for it or if I'm lucky someone else will and they'll also put it on for me, lol!!

Is it Wrong to Give a 'Used' Item to your Wife as a Gift?

Scenario -

I've just recently been asked by a male friend if it's okay for a man to give a gift to a woman that has been used by someone else?... "Such as" I asked "pawned jewelry, estate jewelry or a used appliance?" ...he laughed and wasn't sure it made a difference but I assured him after a few moments of deliberation it makes a difference and is just a wee bit complicated a) because every receiver is different and b) the gift itself would also play an important factor.

Personally, I think that depending upon the sincerity or reason behind the gift then the end result would play out accordingly... such as...lets say your spouse came home with a used Kirby vacuum that has no box, no instructions, no extra pieces, is crusty dirty and looks well, used!... I'd think a big fat no is in order if he thinks I'm going to clean it, then clean with it!

But, lets say for arguments sake the gift is estate jewelry like a stunning bracelet or a pawned diamond ring or a gorgeous pair of earrings, would it be okay to gift a 'used' item then? Remembering that it is always the thought that counts...I say 'go for it' but please be sincere with the gift and the reason behind buying it and giving it (and perhaps don't advertise it came from smokey Joe's as opposed to Tiffanys!)

p.s. by the way boys, do not under any circumstances bring your wife home an appliance as a romantic 'gift' at any time of the year unless, you want to sleep on the couch for the rest of it!!!    

...so please, my awesome readers...let me know what you think and feel on this subject so we can help out our fellow man!

Pier 1, it's a one stop shop for all your Christmas needs (and some ;) !

This post brought to you by Pier 1 Imports. All opinions are 100% mine.

Well ladies and gents, 'tis the season to be jolly!...What, you haven't found your jolly let alone your holly?...Then perhaps you need to get out and do some shopping?...And guess what, I've found a fantastic place to go, you've got to check out your local Pier 1!...have you been yet? I've just visited their website and not only do they have some gorgeous items for the Christmas season but they have amazing products for year round style that I'm definitely going to be asking Santa to tuck under my tree! 

One of my favorite items is candles and they've devoted an entire section to just that, ambiance created by wax and wick, how cool is that!? Beautiful tapered ones, colored ones, scented ones, seasonal, fat, skinny, short, narrow, decorative, natural something for every room in the house...yes, even the bathroom! As we all know a bubble bath by candle light is absolutely exquisite and suits the end of any day...it's also one of my must have dinner party decorations ('cause everyone looks better by candle light ;) 

 Another great thing about Pier 1 is that they have decor that matches my 'unique' decorative style. I'd consider myself an eclectic decorator and if I want wood, wrought iron, pretty and or functional all in one, they've got it!They even have these rattan Papasan chairs with playful fabric style cushions that I could totally see myself snuggled up on while reading a good book...Santa psssst, are you listening? 

My guess would be that you may not have bought gifts just yet for everyone in your life so, why not visit Pier 1 for some holiday gifts that will even put a smile on your Mother-in-laws face! Perhaps a nice clock that will enable her to count the excitedly anticipated minutes between this visit and your next or the seconds if she so desires...lol! Yes, even she may laugh if you use that line when she thanks you.

p.s. Before you vanish, I must mention to you that during the months of November and December when you 'like' Pier 1 on your Facebook account (meaning, become a fan) Pier 1 will donate $1 to Toys for Tots. Plus, you can drop off any new, unwrapped toy or make a cash donation at any in-store cash register! 

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas, lets share some smiles and let the love grow... :)  

Carrie Underwood - Undo It! - Music Video & Lyrics

Gotta love a blonde spitfire (and yes, I'm another one ;) ...Go Carrie!...and as for you King *ink!...this song is posted especially for you to let you know I've taken my happy back and am so abso*uckenlutely proud of myself for doing so!

p.s....when you watched me walk away you saw my ass and if you were good enough I'd consider letting you kiss it good bye, but you're not!

Music video & lyrics to Undo It! by Carrie Underwood



I should have known by the way you passed me by
There was something in your eyes and it wasn't right
I should have walked but I never had the chance
Everything got out of hand and I let it slide

Now I only have myself to blame for falling for your stupid games
I wish my life could be the way it was before I saw your face

You stole my happy, you made me cry
Took the lonely and took me for a ride
And I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it
You had my heart, now I want it back
I'm starting to see everything you lack
Boy, you blew it, you put me through it
I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it

Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

Now your photos don't have a picture frame
And I never say your name and I never will
And all your things, well I threw them in the trash
And I'm not even sad

Now you only have yourself to blame for playing all those stupid games
You're always gonna be the same and, oh no, you'll never change

You stole my happy, you made me cry
Took the lonely and took me for a ride
And I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it
You had my heart, now I want it back
I'm starting to see everything you lack
Boy, you blew it, you put me through it
I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it

Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

You want my future, you can't have it
I'm still trying to erase you from my past
I need you gone so fast

You stole my happy, you made me cry
Took the lonely and took me for a ride
And I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it
You had my heart, now I want it back
I'm starting to see everything you lack
Boy, you blew it, you put me through it
I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it

You stole my happy, you made me cry
Took the lonely and took me for a ride
Boy, you blew it, you put me through it
I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it

...if you need a giggle, watch this! :)

Basque yourself in Bottega Verde - All natural Italian Beauty Products

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Bottega Verde. All opinions are 100% mine.

The timeless, classic beauty of Italian women like Giada, Sophia and Penelope have been envied by many a lady worldwide, including myself. Their radiant glow and seemingly flawless skin is to die for, ahhhh but alas my pretties...Italian beauty products aren't just for Italians anymore! ;) As of late, Bottega Verde beauty products from Pienza, Italy are available in the US!

Bottega Verde is  the largest retailer of natural cosmetics in Italy. They began as a herbalist store hidden amongst the vineyards back in 1972 and have since gained a worldwide reputation for  their creation of amazing, all natural beauty products. With a secret, select combination of natural oils and essence from fruits, flowers, nuts, leaves and berries Bottega Verde created beauty enhancing lotions and potions to adorn the skin leaving it soft and supple from head to toe.

If you'd love to basque yourself in Bottega Verde, may I suggest you visit their website and take advantage of their Italian Beauty Package offer. For the cost of shipping, you will receive an Italian beauty package that includes a refreshing Foot Mint Deodorant Cream, a luscious Cherry Blossom Body Wash and a delicate Musk Rose Face Day Cream!

I'd love to try a few of their products like the organic Aloe Cleansing Mousse make-up remover, the Purifying Face Mask for combination skin and then there's this Retinol Bio Plus Face Cleanser Milk Toner which is anti-aging (and comes in a really pretty bottle ;)

By the light of the silvery moon...

 

...my fav' fashions for fall and winter!

Winter love... by babblicious featuring a crystal ring

Diane von furstenberg coats BLACK
1,060 GBP - matchesfashion.com
Black coat »

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing.outbound?.embedder=1640763&.mid=embed-imagelist&id=22813213
$27 - amiclubwear.com
Boots »

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing.outbound?.embedder=1640763&.mid=embed-imagelist&id=22844098
$32 - amiclubwear.com
Black boots »

Lanvin Amalia python shoulder bag
$3,590 - net-a-porter.com
Over the shoulder bag »

Vintage Pear-Cut Crystal Cocktail Ring (Teal&Clear)
40 GBP - avalaya.com
Crystal ring »

Mystic Winter Gunmetal Medium Hinge Bracelet
$395 - alexisbittar.com
Bracelets »

Mystic Winter Rhodium Caged Crystal Ring
$250 - alexisbittar.com
Crystal ring »

Mystic Winter Gunmetal Iced Crystal Labradorite Necklace
$395 - alexisbittar.com
Crystal necklace »

Teal Monkey Nouveau Print Scarf, Liberty of London
160 GBP - liberty.co.uk
Wool shawl »

Snow Flurries Confetti 2 1/2oz - Table Decorations - Winter - Theme...
$2.49 - partycity.com

Patrizia Pepe - ROMANIA - Patrizia Pepe Woman - Accessories...
patriziapepe.com
Patrizia Pepe »

Is your winter wardrobe based on fashion or function? - Liz Claiborne New York Outlet store

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Liz Claiborne New York Outlets. All opinions are 100% mine.

As I kick back under a bright autumn moon a frosty wind howls outside my window reminding me it's time to choose between fashion and function. Yes ladies, it's that time of year again. A time when a girl is forced to choose between staying warm or looking hot! Will it be turtlenecks, wool socks and long underwear or high heeled boots with a peacoat and colorful scarf?

I don't know about you, but I've actually got both! However, I much prefer the more feminine fashionista approach even though I generally freeze my toosh off ;)

If you haven't found your ideal winter outfit yet, may I suggest you pay a visit to the Liz Claiborne New York Outlets store. Better yet, once you've visited them online and found the nearest location near you, take a road trip over there with your best girlfriends! Liz Claiborne outlet stores have amazing discounts right now. They're offering shoppers 40-70% off the latest in fashion trends and styles!

The nearest location for me and my possy of girls would be to head to Niagara Falls, New York which is the perfect destination for an overnight trip!....I confess, I'm addicted to coats, jackets, footwear and accessories in any season but, even more so in the winter because it tends to become like a whole other outfit. Does that make sense?

   

If I could go to the outlet store for this year's fashions I'd aim for another purse or two, a scarf or three, well, a half dozen maybe along with some cute hats, leggings and jewelry. Oh and boots, I love boots! No, not the flat practical ones, I love the high heeled leather or suede boots with lace ups or zippers. And jackets, well, 'they' (meaning more than one) could be long, short and shorter, fitted, black, check pattern and ski bunny style which means I'd need another type of boot... ;) yada yada ahhh, shopping, gotta love it!

  

Happy shopping!!

My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne - Video & Lyrics

Avril Lavigne is another of my favorite Canadian female superstars and her unique style of music, great lyrics and fiesty attitude keeps her there ;)

 ...cheers to those who find their happy ending!


My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne

Music Video


Lyrics - My Happy Ending

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, so much for my happy ending oh oh...

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, so much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Quotes to consider...

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you are not. ~ Author Unknown


Love is like a fire but you never can tell if it will warm your hearth or burn down your house.
~ Author Joan Crawford


What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within.
~ Author Ralph Waldo Emerson


Relationships are like glass, sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. ~ Author Unknown


If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!
~ Author Unknown

BH Cosmetics - A radiant twist on affordable quality!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of BH Cosmetics. All opinions are 100% mine.

After spending the past three decades as a girly girl who's drawers spillith over with dubious amounts of lipsticks, powders and concealers...I confess, I love makeup! But, many pieces end up not being worn past the first or second trial and thus landing in the land of lost.

When purchasing make up items in the stores I'm often torn between color choices or find myself taking a chance on something that ends up looking horrid. That's why I love the concept BH Cosmetics has come up with, plenty of color and at an affordable price that allows experimentation without busting the bank!

BH Cosmetics have created a wide variety of color palettes to choose from beginning with a camouflage palette of concealers to assist in disguising our 'imperfections'. And for the lips (love the lips!) there is a choice of either a 32 or 66 color tray and yes, there's gloss! For our cheeks they've created subtle blushes for contouring, shading and highlighting in hues that don't resemble that of a clown plus all the tools you need to apply.

The eyeshadows are highly pigmented, bendable and have strong staying power plus the colors are simply stunning, coming in a myriad of shades from tropical to natural and shimmer to matte! There's even a black and a red eyeshadow (which I have never seen in my life) but would love to experiment with!



The video posted above shows a comparison of two eyeshadow color palettes, 88 Shimmer and 88 Matte, that shows the difference in sheen and depth of color!

I rarely go high end glamour but, I do love the smokey eye look. It's so sexy and sultry and yet not overdone like a similar attempt I wore back in the 80's (the black eyeliner and pale shiny lip)...Ugh! With these products I could easily contain my passion to one small drawer in the bathroom, play with colors all day long and have wicked girls night in fun with makeovers ;)  

Myers Briggs Type Indicator test - ...so, I'm an INFJ now what?

When I'm in the mood for self discovery I find myself flitting about the internet taking aptitude and personality tests. Sometimes you chase links around in circles or do quizzes just to find it costs money or at least information to get the results. But, not today and not here ;)

Earlier this afternoon I spent some time Googling aptitude tests and came across a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test (a personality test). The best kind of test actually, because there are no right or wrong answers! Simply take the test (it's only 72 questions long, has no time limit, is free and informative ;) and this site will give you the results right away without asking anything of you.

There are 16 different personality types and my type is apparently, an... INFJ which means Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging.

When I read about INFJer's, I read some more and then dove into reading, the results were me to a T! They've also said that by being an INFJ I'm making up just 1-3% of the world's population making it the rarest of personality types. I'm not sure if that's good or bad at this point but, it does clarify a lot of things I've often wondered about myself, lol. 'They' compare INFJ's to the rare qualities of a Dolphin, hence the pic which is funny because I don't eat much seafood ;)

Take the test here > HumanMetrics - Jung Typology Test  

Once you've taken the test, leave a comment and let me (and everyone else) know what type you are?

p.s. I'm not sure this test is the real test and I won't pay to take or get 'better' results so, it's taken in fun (much like horoscopes ;) yet, it did seem pretty much right on the money! So, now what? Well, I'll keep you posted on that one (...to be continued).

Had to include this... Save the Dolphins in Japan This site is a petition site set up with a letter addressed to I guess whomever they can get to listen. It has over 200,000 signatures on it but could always use one more... hint, hint, wink wink

Lipstick shape & Personality...another fun girly quiz!

Does geography play a result in your overall weight and lifestyle?

After visiting the western side of Canada (currently reside in Ontario) I've noticed that the women of the Okanagan Valley seem much healthier than those from the Central Ontario area. Both places are somewhat similar (although one is dry, more moderate in climate and mountainous) they're both known for summer and winter recreation and are considered desirable locations in either province.

Back to what I've noticed...

- women in both areas seem to smoke a lot and yes, more than men.
- in BC, women of all ages seemed more physically fit and in shape, regardless of their age!
- within the Okanagan they offer 1/2 orders in most restaurants (and no, not for half the price ;)

Is climate a factor? Exercise doesn't have to stop because the temperature below -20! ...their is an heir about the valley, more so the Kelowna and surrounding area, almost like a 'look at me, I'm hot' competition. A keep up with Jones feel that goes beyond materialistic goods and has incorporated physical appearance.. Or, is it they are more educated about healthy living and have the desire for a long, happy and healthy life? Wouldn't anyone want that regardless of their location? Perhaps there's something in the water, out in the east that is ;) I've often wondered that myself...

Maybe society does play some factor but does geography also result in your overall weight and the choices one makes?

Oh, and yes I am currently a smoker...bad, yes I know but, I am quiting. Date? Not sure but it could be much sooner than later, as I'd thought. I'll keep you posted on that one! Best part of all is that I know I can quit because I've done it before and although it's one of the hardest things I've done, I lived to tell the story and so did those around me ;) so I can certainly do it again!

Canada is #11 on a list of Obesity statistics shown by website Nation Master Obesity by Country online chart and the US is #1 with South Korea being on the very bottom out of 28 countries!  
 
Note to self: look into diet, lifestyle and geography of South Korea...do they eat rice, I sooo don't like rice!  ...just googled it and found they eat a lot of seafood, yummy but also what we consider man's best friend so, I'll just stick my routine 5' 7" at 115lbs at 40 years of age 'cause it's working for me. And yes, when I quit the smoking my size may change but I'm okay with that. I'm aware of just what I did wrong last time when I quit. No food rewards! Get it, NO food rewards!!!

We, as a society, would never accept what's pictured above and would more than likely freak out. Yet, once this adorable baby becomes a youngster, youth, teen, young adult and then adult, society as a whole backs off and some cases even encourage the behavior. What's with that?!

Packing your Luggage for Vacation... Part 2 (Update)

A couple of months back I wrote a post regarding the Do's and Don'ts of Packing Luggage when going on your vacation. Well, it's one thing to write about it but, to actually apply what I learnt when it's my turn are apparently two totally different things.

...Pearson Airport sidewalk and my luggage!

One thing I will say is that I believe the season you are travelling in, your destination and the size of your luggage all play factors! For example; I've got two pieces that I travel with...the largest and the carry on size which isn't unreasonable, right? But, wow can you ever pack the crap into them! Especially, when you are going to a hot, summer destination and your clothes are thin and light thus taking hardly any room.

My large piece weighed in at 52kg when I brought it home and really didn't do much shopping while away. Funny thing is though, I hardly wore anything out of that suitcase! I seemed to always go for my 'go to' outfits, depending upon the time of day, and then altered in and  out my favourite sandals as necessary. All in all, I wore 3 sun dresses, my bathing suit, a pair of camo pants, a few white and black t-shirts, one pair of jeans, pj's and undergarments. If I didn't have a make-up bag, hair dryer and a shoe fetish, I could have crammed it all into my carry on!!

...so, will I keep this in mind on my next getaway? Probably but, would I dare pack so lightly in the future?...I doubt it ;) 

What wrinkles? ...the nose on my face as I see young adults smoking Salvia Divinorum!?!

For those of you who haven't heard of the 'drug' Salvia Divinorum, here's a heads up for you. Why? Because it's considered totally legal and is abundantly available and accessible to our teens and young adults even though it hails from Mexico! It's effects are like that of LCD and PCP and if kids can find it, know how to process it or simply know someone who knows someone...they're in for a high they may not have wanted!!

While on the tail end of my vacation in Ontario, my friend and I encountered a group of youngsters (around 17 - 25) coming to party on the beach. They were drinking, smoking and toking the usual garb (Marjiuana). That was until a young lady brought out some Salvia Divinorum (to smoke, which has pyschoactive effects) also known as Diviner's Sage, Seer's Sage & Magic Mint. Salvia (non-psychoactive) version is often confused with Salvia Divinorum.

Users say that smoking Salvia is quicker and more intense than chewing it but the dreamlike effects are not long lasting. You may peak in 5 minutes then it's over or it could last up to an hour.


Back to that beach party...

So, this young lady brought out this processed Salvia and it was already prepared and ready to be smoked. ...and yes, I watched and listened from the corner of my third eye ;)

She then proceeded to tell this much younger guy/kid what to expect and what to do on his first try. She wanted him to sit down and inhale, holding it in as long as possible and for him to stay seated so he doesn't get hurt. That caught my attention and I immediately found myself within the little party trying to talk the kid out of trying it. Nosy yes and perhaps a little dangerous to stick my nose in but to say nothing just isn't in my nature and geez the kid just looked so young! He just smiled at, told me not to worry about it with an 'I'll be fine' as he brought it up to his mouth and inhaled the Salvia!

Back over in the sidelines we watched him stand (he refused to sit) and he held it in until his mouth burst open, exhaling a huge puff of smoke with a gigantic smile on his face. He then began to laugh out loud so hard that he teared up and could not stand up (someone got a lawn chair under him). Through tears of laughter? he mumbled that he couldn't see then continued to laugh hysterically as strings of drool puddled at his feet!! His 'friends' were all laughing at him and seemed to think it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen...I just wanted to cry for him.

I continued to watch and after about 5 minutes the kid managed to speak in a manner that was legible. He proceeded to say that he had no idea what had happened or what went on so, I made my way back over and asked him if he was okay. That's when he said to me 'I'm okay but it wasn't funny, in fact I was scared because I thought people were trying to hurt me?!' So, that was nervous laughter? This boy was absolutely vulnerable under Salvia and yet every other youngster was eager to try it, even after watching him and that gong show he'd just put on?!?? What's with today's kids, it sounds absolutley terrifying to me...why would you want to chase a high that has you non-functional, weak and scared?!

That group of kids beetled off out of the area very soon after he returned to 'normal'. No, I didn't call the cops because I had no phone...hmmm, best watch where we take strolls although oddly enough they weren't concerned with an audience being present, why not? why no fear?
   
A news article by CityTV Toronto posted back in 2007
Salvia - Legal High But Still Cause For Concern

An excellent resource for everything Salvia and a must read for concerned parents! ...and here's a YouTube video entitled 'Salvia divinorum: the YouTube Experience' just to give you some more insight and to it's growing popularity and what our kids may be up to!!

Product Review - Veet Hair Removal Gel Cream

My last post was entitled Male Body Hair - Love it or Lose it! and was aimed at the world's cuddly teddy bear type of man who doans a hair sweater. But, that doesn't mean I could ignore the fact that many ladies also retain body hair in highly visual places...that could vanish instantly and not hurt my feelings!

Photo taken via Rex Features 

I'm guilty myself of lettting cold weather determine my shaving routine (no, the photo below is not of me) but could be ;) ...thankfully summer gets my beauty calendar back in check! Not for all women though as many could care less about shaving and choose to be au natural goddessess, regardless of what others may think.

Product Review - Veet Hair Removal Gel Cream

I've been using Veet Hair Removal Gel Cream for a couple of years now and love. love, love the end results! First of all, yes, it does stink but not nearly as bad as those hair removal creams of yesteryear. You do need to watch your timing, do not leave on any longer than 3-6 minutes. As well, do not apply after you've shaved, wait at least three days between hair removal attempts.
 

 

Pssst, don't tell anyone but, I've even used the hair removal cream where you aren't supposed to (like where little miss coochie hair pie above, does not!) I know that's bad so, I'm not recommending you do that but, it does work and I've never had an issue (that's how gentle it is I guess). Why would I risk it? Well, I just simply didn't read the instructions the first time I tried it ...sort of like 'playing dumb' on purpose with a rather large test patch?! Luckily, it was a success, stupid girl ;)

 

Safety wise; I do not just apply the cream there is a process that take care and attention before it even touches me...cover areas with vaseline that you don't want the hair removal cream to touch then cover that with a layer of papertowel and get busy, tick tock on the clock once you begin, don't press it! 

Male Body Hair, Love it or Lose it?

Summer sun strips clothing from men's bodies but sadly, it doesn't take their body hair! Our good ole' boys are packing an awful lot of information under, in and around there and everywhere. Therefore, it's time to take a little lookie loo at what's going on in their hair department, before one of them wirey suckers falls into someone's mouth...I'd be gaggin'!!

Interesting note: As men age panic begins to set in as hair vanishes from their head and mysteriously begins to grow out of their ears and nose. While women, well, we just can't wait to get rid of our hair so we've been known to rip it out on purpose! 

If this is you or resembles you in any way and you are and always have been single you need to ask yourself a question: Love it or lose it? Answer: Lose it!

(...unless you're still weaning yourself off of your sweatpants it's all gotta go sometime but you're not my old man anyways and some ladies love furry creatures ;)

Hint: Although the troll doll tattoo is a rather unique and creative approach in dealing with what nature gave you, do you think he regrets getting that tattoo and wishes he'd chosen a razor? It also makes me wonder if any of the above have the toenail hygiene thing down pat, yet?

Hollandaise Sauce - Recipe for Homemade vs. Knorr or McCormick (no competition!)

Life's too short to deprive yourself of things that make you smile and that certainly includes food (not sweatpants)! And, seeing as how I love foods that love to be dipped or drenched, Hollandaise Sauce is a must mention because it has the magical ability to make plain vegetables, salmon, eggs and hashbrowns taste mmmm, freakin' delicious!

Yes, you need to watch your consumption, it's an all in moderation dish, as per usual ;) Gotta love the French for that one! Where I live, the best homemade from scratch Hollandaise Sauce can be found here. A half hour drive for us but, not for worldwide lovers of the sauce (sorry ;) therefore, you'll need an alternative...

- Knorr & McCormick International both offer pre-packaged dried powder add liquid version Hollandaise Sauce available at the grocery store...although they appear yummy they both taste pretty lame, somewhat bland with a hint of chicken soup base, nothing like the real thing! I'd love to say they would suffice in a pinch but, I'm a little hard pressed to say that.

- Make it at home yourself, from scratch...just think of the possibilities, don't be scared!

How to make Hollandaise Sauce...

- 4 Egg yolks
- 1/2 Cup melted butter
- Pinch of Cayenne Pepper & Salt

- 1 Tbls. lemon juice (fresh is best)

With due speed...in a small bowl beat eggs and lemon juice together until it's thickened and the volume has increased to near double! Then place the bowl over a pre-boiled now barely simmering pot of water. Continue to beat the egg mixture as you drizzle the butter into the bowl at a steady pace until all gone then add seasonings (eggs will scramble if they are too close to the heat). The finished volume ought to have doubled again so there's that much more, love it!

The texture of Hollandaise Sauce ought to be smooth, thick and creamy. If you cannot use it immediately cover and place in a warm spot. If sauce thickens too much or separates, whisk in a couple drops of water.

Meet a Sassy Femme Blogger into Bewbs & Mewbs!

So, I'm cruising along on the internet and come across this blog by a sassy chic who sounds a bit like myself therefore, I must read on ;) Her 'say it like it is' attitude even kept me intrigued enough that here I am writing about her!

This serve it up straight 'Sarcastic Mom' and her blog entitled 'i am lotus' are definitely worth checking out. Right now she's running a fun contest and you qualify if have a set of either bewbs or mewbs! You know tata's, schmeebs, guns, the girls, bad boys, mosquito bites or man boobs, chest...?

Visit this now declared saucy and sassy Sarcastic Mom for a tasteful peek behind her blouse (and others)!! She has the confidence to show off her 'bewbs' for Bewb Fest 2010 and encourages her readers to as well, do you? ...you go girl/s!!

Tastefully done, why not? It's a fantastic way to encourage women to be proud of themselves plus funds generated by her site are being shared with cancer survivors and activists. With a touch of class and of course loving the 'always leave something to the imagination' concept, this may even be up my alley...maybe?!!

Sarcastic Mommy at Bewb Fest 2010 headquarters is accepting bewb and mewb pic's for this years contest until July 10, 2010. You can also visit the Sarcastic Mommy at i am lotus and pssst, let me know if you enter!

Here are some examples of hot and not mewbs, which do you prefer?

Aging; Illusions & Analogies

If I was a car, at the age of 40, I'd be considered a 'classic' soon to be antique. As a human, I encroach upon 'senile old bat' or 'dinosaur' then 'relic' or 'fossil', are there no other options? 

...fine, so we don't grow mold and become desirable like cheese (well, some people grow some pretty funky stuff on their body but I'm quite sure it's not desirable). Nor do we ferment like fine wine that costs more to cork than my mortgage payment. But alas, don't fret my pet, the grape is still involved it's just more in a 'juicy grape to shrivelled raisin' type of analogy ;)

Do you think Barbie owns any sweatpants? Not those Lululemons 'cause they're hot but those grey or black unisex ones with the elastic waistband and tight ankle? I'd like to see her looking like this in those!

Thanks for popping in and please don't be afraid to comment, as Frasier would say "I'm listening..."

Have you been Kissed by the Sun or Charred?

The summer sun is always eager to bake half naked pasty white folk who prance around beaches, backyards and pools without sun protection. Which, sadly sums up this former sun babies history in a nutshell. Have you indulged in this same guilty pleasure? Is your body sun kissed, healthy and a sexy version of the human form or a sun blazoned, partially charred rather odd looking version of the human form?!

Notice how the outer skin on both the human the the pig are shiny, wrinkled, shrivelled and dry!

Magda from the movie There's Something About Mary

I'm a fair skinned, blonde haired, blue eyed blonde loaded with freckles, in other words a sun magnet so, as of the past couple of years my 'All in Moderation' concept for food, is also used to manipulate my contact with the sun. Somewhat like controlled sun deprivation, by choice...I guess I get it, I finally get it! Wanting to get your glow on and getting some vitamin D is okay, even necessary but, chasing a beyond lustrous tan that borders on you resembling dinner is simply unhealthy!

So, are you pro SPF? Pro shade? Bring on the sun? Fake n' bake? Spray on tan? How to you get your glow on (the all age friendly version only please ;)

p.s. outside the context of this post and the 'human to pig' comparison, a pig roast is delicious. Please, don't hold anything against the pig! If you aren't into that, watch the kind of old (but not nearly as old as me) movie called There's Something About Mary, that oughta put a smile on that pretty face of yours!

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