Do you have wrinkles around your lips? If so, try Tres Goo! It's a fabulous new lip gloss...

that promises to fill each and every one of those cracks with our specially formulated ultra shiney gelatinous goo! Our special beauty altering product will add years to your face by simply enhancing every crease, every wrinkle and every fine line you've ever acculmulated. Your lips will dazzle their way into every sarcastic remark made by everyone you approach. Apply layer upon layer of Tres Goo! for best results. Buy today!

Limited time only - Special Offer - purchase one Tres Goo! and get one free!!*

... But wait, it doesn't stop there!

By purchasing today, we'll also include a tube of our Tres Woo! absolutely free!!

Tres Woo! is our secret simulated cinammon flavored lip gloss approved for sale in Gulliblese. When applied correctly, the cinammon heats up the lips of the wearer which promises to attract rich, single men.

* just pay a hugely inflated additional shipping rate and we'll send it out right away.

**Disregard claims of Tres Woo! causing extremely swollen lips with a broken rash and recent complaints regarding SHC Spontaneous Human Combustion filed with the  BBW, SWM, BBQ and the LOL. Until  tests prove otherwise, these are considered rumors.